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cock cream 

Smegma, or milky slime beneath foreskin.
If you're uncircumsised and want a blowjob, you might do well to skim off the cock cream.
cock cream by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021
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Cock Cream 

Sperm vomited out of a girls ass into a morning cup of joe
Yummy, please pass the cock cream Jeff. It would be delectable with this coffee.
Cock Cream by Andrew Gravett May 25, 2008

Cock Cream Donut 

When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.
The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.

ice cream cock

is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.
Henry the biggest nerd spilled ice cream on his cock so he could get a blow job from his dog ( ice cream cock)

Tom was getting dogjob and his dog bit his cock off now he pisses out of his mouth,ears and recently installed vagina. ( ice cream cock)
ice cream cock by unpimp December 24, 2007

Ice Cream Cock

The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.
Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."
Ice Cream Cock by essemg April 29, 2019

cream of cock 

The ejaculation of ones cock. Named for its texture and color. Originated at GC&SU.
1) Kay: mmmm i cant wait to get me a big helping of cream of cock!!
2) Nate(pi kapp RA): oh babygirl imma give you so much cream of cock you'll never go hungry again
3) Lauren: the muti-purpose room blows so bad, when you open the door a wave of cream of cock flows out.
cream of cock by Kay-Lynn September 26, 2006

Cream of the Cock 

In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.
Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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