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cock chomper

Cock Chomper: Anyone that chomps, bites, chews, nibbles, or otherwise gnaws on a man's genetalia. Also known as a Shlong Slurper or a Wang Whistler.
Ted: My wang hurts like hell.
Bill: What happened to it?
Ted: I found out that your girlfriend is a cock chomper.
cock chomper by JSK8eRF January 8, 2005

Cock Champ 

A girl who sucks cock like a pro
That chick has a tongue ring, I wonder if she's a cock champ...
Cock Champ by J Da Man February 23, 2009

Champagne Cock 

Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.
Sully was my champagne cock, I'm born on the 11th and he was the 11th guy I've let inside me.
Champagne Cock by sexdeviant November 27, 2012

Cockchomper 

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.
Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?
Cockchomper by Jask November 1, 2004

cockchops 

Cock, referring to the male penis. Chops referring to face. Knobface.
Oi you, cockchops, get away from my definition.
cockchops by Uberrob June 2, 2005

Cockcomplice 

n. - A wingman who aids another player from being cock-blocked.
"Camren! I'm trying to hook-up with Jess and her friend is not having fun and wants to leave! Can you be my cockcomplice and keep her preoccupied for a bit!?"
Cockcomplice by Camren Banks October 15, 2009
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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