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Kurt Cobained 

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.
Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.
Kurt Cobained by Crispy beans October 7, 2021

Curt cobained 

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!
My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face
Curt cobained by Deadfox January 10, 2017

Cobained 

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.
That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.
Cobained by DirtyWord December 28, 2007

Kurt Cobained 

When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth
Did you hear, Bob "Kurt Cobained" himself yesterday.

Cobained 

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.
Cobained by SMUD October 2, 2006

Kurt Cobained 

When a woman drugs you with rohypnoled then shoots you with a shotgun setting it up to look like suicide. Then gets all your money to herself
jeff: dude did you hear brian ate a shotgun?
evan: naw man that aint even what happened. that bitch wife of his totally Kurt Cobained him.
jeff: no way! what a cunt!
Kurt Cobained by vagpounder24/7 September 18, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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