Coat Check

The name given to the person who hovers around the front door at parties who greets everyone who comes in like a butler or maid would do at a fancy reception while also asking, "Can I take your coat Sir/Ma'am?"

Your friend: "Hey where's Matt?"
You: "He's on coat check."

Matt (by the front door as people are entering): Hey guys, welcome to the party!

Coat Check by 509Sierra August 29, 2011

Coat Check

a condescending way to describe a socially bankrupt residence or situation, resulting in the following behavior. after some safe-sex with a less desirable, discard your used condom into the tramp's spent orifice and leave quickly.

bro, that girl's house was disgusting! she had, fuckin', old phonebooks and kittens everywhere. i mean, yeah i fucked her, but i finished fast, hit the coat check, and bounced.

Coat Check by Schuyler The Liar October 4, 2010

coat-check 

Restaurant term; when a very hot lady is sitting at a table, and other managers & servers need to check her out.

Hey Curtis, coat-check table 40!

coat-check by dj tom and curtis suck January 22, 2011

check a coat 

A phrase used in the place of "make out"

also referring to secret make out sessions held in coat check closets or other small intimate rooms where you can get privacy.

not the best time for 2nd base, 3rd base , or 4th base activity, mainly just for 1st base; unless both people are flexible in strange ways.

Guy 1: hey, dude, i saw you ditch the party with the chick last night. how'd it go?

Guy 2: nah, we didn't leave but i totally checked her coat

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Girl 1: did you guys make out up in your room when your parents were out of town?

Girl 2: my mom can hear us, so lets just say all i did was check a coat

check a coat by impressivo November 7, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004