When an individual is so intoxicated their posture resemble that of some one hanging from a coat rack
Yo I saw Andrew Saturday, he looked coat racked
by FuzzyBojangles February 21, 2017
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When you pass out from being wasted and your friends carry you from party to party and put you on the couch with all the coats until they leave.
Bro, we Coat Racked you all night and hold your head up by the hair as you vomitted while we carried you around campus.
by C Shevs February 11, 2011
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virgil still kept his coat rack even years after he left tennessee.
by bonzai April 27, 2004
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A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.

Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."
by Danny Delinquent February 24, 2004
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The girls who don't know anything about punk rock, but have punk rock boyfriends, and they go to the shows and hold their coats and jackets
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The act of taking one's coat or other primary covering and throwing it on top of someone unexpectedly whilst loudly proclaiming "COAT RACK"
Bro, I got to the party at Wendy's last night and I see Tim right when I get there.

Dude, I hate that guy, what a loser.

I know it Bro, first thing I did was walk over, I ended up Coat Racking him.
by sanfred June 19, 2011
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Someone who's being taken atvantage of and used and being made fun of a lot. Worse than being a complete naive tool.
That guy is such a coat rack, i just talked him into letting me borrow $100 and he doesn't even know who i am.
by ShibbyMonster August 23, 2005
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