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Coat Check

The name given to the person who hovers around the front door at parties who greets everyone who comes in like a butler or maid would do at a fancy reception while also asking, "Can I take your coat Sir/Ma'am?"
Your friend: "Hey where's Matt?"
You: "He's on coat check."

Matt (by the front door as people are entering): Hey guys, welcome to the party!
Coat Check by 509Sierra August 29, 2011

Coat Check

a condescending way to describe a socially bankrupt residence or situation, resulting in the following behavior. after some safe-sex with a less desirable, discard your used condom into the tramp's spent orifice and leave quickly.
bro, that girl's house was disgusting! she had, fuckin', old phonebooks and kittens everywhere. i mean, yeah i fucked her, but i finished fast, hit the coat check, and bounced.
Coat Check by Schuyler The Liar October 4, 2010

check a coat 

A phrase used in the place of "make out"

also referring to secret make out sessions held in coat check closets or other small intimate rooms where you can get privacy.

not the best time for 2nd base, 3rd base , or 4th base activity, mainly just for 1st base; unless both people are flexible in strange ways.
Guy 1: hey, dude, i saw you ditch the party with the chick last night. how'd it go?

Guy 2: nah, we didn't leave but i totally checked her coat

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Girl 1: did you guys make out up in your room when your parents were out of town?

Girl 2: my mom can hear us, so lets just say all i did was check a coat
check a coat by impressivo November 7, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026