Clustomerfuck
Clustomerfuck by mlw_srpm January 22, 2011
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clusterfuck
clusterfuck by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020
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clusterfuck
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
clusterfuck by itsmebeany April 5, 2021
clusterfuck
clusterfuck by Starchylde December 29, 2014
clusterfucktastrophe
An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.
Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.
clusterfucktastrophe by twisterstory February 28, 2011
Clusterfuck
1) a bad situation that involves many different smaller situations to create one massive insanely intense ordeal.
2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to comprehend.
2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to comprehend.
1) Holy shit! i can't believe my girlfriend was fucking your boyfriend, and they both got into a car accident, and your brother just got arrested, and Jimmy is trying to commit suicide! This whole day was just one big clusterfuck!
2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the hell is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the jungle?
2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the hell is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the jungle?
Clusterfuck by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010
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