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CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing
dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist
by roz March 9, 2005
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CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.
My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.
by weave September 22, 2003
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Custeristic

adj. reckless leadership with total disregard for human safety; leading people into a massacre. Word is a reference to "Custer's Last Stand" at the Battle of Little Bighorn.
Illinois Black Panther Party leader Fred Hampton condemned the ill-planned actions of the Weathermen's "Days of Rage" demonstrations as Custeristic.
by Reinamaria March 7, 2013
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clusterfart

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.
This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018
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clusterfutopia

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.
The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.
by vibinc901 November 20, 2010
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clustermite

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite
by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020
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clusterbust

Created by Dmitriy, Marc, Mike, and Raffy, this word was decided upon to represent the action of multiple people ("Cluster") ejaculating ("Busting") onto one single victim.
Hey, we're going to clusterbust Ms. Calandrino after school today, are you in?

Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.
by Mike/Bill November 29, 2004
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