Clunned

Not dirty, free from stains, dirt, and grime

Person 1: I clunned my room today.
Person 2: I think you meant cleaned.
Person 1: No, clunned.

by Emiisawesome June 18, 2025

Clungeditioner

It's when you use conditioner instead of shaving foam when shaving your vagina with a fanny balder

She used clungeditioner and now she is smooth and soft, she is ready for that tounge lashing.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023

clunked

Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.

"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."

by sleepless221 February 4, 2010

Clunked

The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you.

Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.

What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!

by drg2011aaa June 19, 2011

Cluned

When you are about to leave work and your supervisor hits you with a convoluted, unnecessary task that is completely useless.

Dude I thought I was done for the day but I just got Cluned, now I have no idea when I’ll be going home tonight

by Puzzle palace June 24, 2021

Clunged

Getting completely wasted.
similar to steaming/smashed/monged etc.

omg, your absolutely clunged you dirty alci.

by Dannnyyyy March 3, 2009

Clunged

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009