by Dannnyyyy March 04, 2009
1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 11, 2009
Jay: You may want to bring your wellies with you
Neil: Why?
Jay: Cause you'll be knee deep in Clunge!!
Neil: Why?
Jay: Cause you'll be knee deep in Clunge!!
by Gingeboy May 15, 2009
by anon June 17, 2006
by Kippski July 27, 2005
vagina. can also be used more broadly to describe girls in general - similar to gash. used a lot by jay from the inbetweeners.
by hargecarn May 30, 2009