Clunged

Getting completely wasted.
similar to steaming/smashed/monged etc.

omg, your absolutely clunged you dirty alci.

by Dannnyyyy March 4, 2009

Clunged

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 11, 2009

clunge

Vagina

"Ive got a right stinky clunge"

by Sheena July 13, 2003

Clunge

Slang term for Female genitalia

commonly used in comedy show "The Inbetweeners"

Jay: You may want to bring your wellies with you
Neil: Why?
Jay: Cause you'll be knee deep in Clunge!!

by Gingeboy May 15, 2009

Clunge

A British name for a vagina

I smashed that girls clunge good and proper.

by anon June 17, 2006

clunge

Female Genitalia, almost Onomatopoeic.

I've Been Itching for some Clunge.

or

My Clunge is Itching

by Kippski July 27, 2005

clunge

vagina. can also be used more broadly to describe girls in general - similar to gash. used a lot by jay from the inbetweeners.

"there's plenty more clunge in the sea"

by hargecarn May 30, 2009