Clunged 

Getting completely wasted.
similar to steaming/smashed/monged etc.

omg, your absolutely clunged you dirty alci.

Clunged by Dannnyyyy March 3, 2009

Clunged 

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

Clunged by manyperson August 10, 2009

Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

Completely Clunged by manyperson August 10, 2009

clungeon 

The term clungeon is a combination of the 2 words clunge, (which is a crude name for a female's Jame's Blunt) and dungeon.

It is used to describe a venue where there is often serious amounts of clunge - so much so that the walls are often dripping with the juices of this so called clunge.

That place was seriously a clungeon. You could scoop up the drippings from the floor with a soup ladle.

clungeon by Boon Diggity Dog December 27, 2010

clunge-pool 

1. A swimming pool, full of wet clunge.
2. A bucket-like clunge.

Derived from the geographic term 'Plunge Pool', a large hole formed by years of erosion by hard hitting water falling into it.

Man 1: Fucked that girl last night!
Man 2: Oh yeah? Was she tight?
Man 1: Na, she had a clunge-pool!

clunge-pool by august17 November 9, 2010

Clunge Clog 

The act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary.

The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.

Person 1: Hey, look Aimee's dancing with that guy, should we move away?

Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!

Clunge Clog by gonzo89cb October 17, 2009

Clunge bill 

A clunge bill is the amount of money you spend on your woman.

Damn! My clunge bill is high this month, the cinema, the restaurant and all that lingerie for her.

Clunge bill by Stabs McCoy August 9, 2012