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A Balder is a group of people with small penises and much confidence.
The people at our school balders.
Balder by RobloxGamer69 December 7, 2021
He had cancer but that don’t matter because he is gay and cool
Balder is a amazing friend
Balder by Balderanus48 July 2, 2019
A proper Robert James Moore condition. Someone who is losing his hair at an alarming rate. Most specifically regarding hair loss around the crown of one's head.
Robert James Moore needs to find a wife before his balder gets the better of him.
Balder by iwouldhavethoughtso October 2, 2010
Balder is a baldibitch
Balder by NigahigaDVD November 14, 2018

balder than balls 

i sas for itself
balder than balls by billythy October 28, 2022

fanny balder 

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.
fanny balder by Way-Way February 2, 2023
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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