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Where there's a party there's balder. Balder is the definition of a good night out even though your friends have passed out in a ditch.
Ayo, wanna go on some balder tonight?
Balder by sheikob June 5, 2021
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A Balder is a group of people with small penises and much confidence.
The people at our school balders.
Balder by RobloxGamer69 December 7, 2021
He had cancer but that don’t matter because he is gay and cool
Balder is a amazing friend
Balder by Balderanus48 July 2, 2019
A proper Robert James Moore condition. Someone who is losing his hair at an alarming rate. Most specifically regarding hair loss around the crown of one's head.
Robert James Moore needs to find a wife before his balder gets the better of him.
Balder by iwouldhavethoughtso October 2, 2010
Balder is a baldibitch
Balder by NigahigaDVD November 14, 2018

balder than balls 

i sas for itself
balder than balls by billythy October 28, 2022

fanny balder 

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.
fanny balder by Way-Way February 2, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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