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Another word for being boned, usually by a robot.
Jenna: Dude, Mark just told me a robot clanked him.
Bill: Welcome to the future, man,
Clanked by Wolf God Fenrir May 8, 2016
Words you can keep
Slang term for 'locked up', created in reference to the sound the cell door makes upon closing.
Deshaun got clanked for three years for that robbery charge.
Clanked by Copythatagentk February 27, 2011
Related Words
when dancing and a dudes balls clank together making an odd sound
I was so embarrassed last night while dancing with my lady friend I clanked!
clanked by geex ( geek and sexy) November 17, 2010
To be let down by a robot or AI after asking it to perform a specific and somewhat simple task.
I tried using Chatgpt to write a story for an English essay, too bad it clanked me and I got poor marks.

Get Clanked

When you file a ticket in customer support and you get the obvious AI assistant rigmarole of solutions that have never helped anyone.
Person 1: Dude, I just emailed Discord customer support about an issue I am having.
Person 2: Oh? And how did that go?
Person 1: I got a bunch of automated responses.
Person 2: Get clanked!
Get Clanked by TheMadShahaz August 21, 2025
1. racial slur against droids
what a fucking clanker
A slur for robotic individuals.
A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)
Clanker by Blackmouth October 13, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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