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Poo Tung Clunch 

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.
Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
Poo Tung Clunch by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009
It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.
Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?
Clunch by TORP3DoMAN February 27, 2017
The combination of a clit, a cunt and a bitch.
She broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. What a cluntch
cluntch by burntz March 14, 2008
To unsuccessfully hold a fart, usually occurs under high stress.
"I cluntch, when i first met my girlfriends parents."
Cluntch by ZeroDusksGiven March 21, 2014
Another word for a vagina, cunt or pussy.
Lesbian 1: Munch my clunch bitch!
Lesbian 2 now performs cunnilingus on Lesbian 1
clunch by The Wah January 3, 2007
1. Hard pressed.
2. State of being or act of hard pressing.
3. An extreme pwning.

NOTE: An object is said to reach Clunch Completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. An abbreviated term for this is Clunchkin.
NOTE 2: Clunching something quickly is called McClunching.
Even though I studied for a long time; that test completely clunched me.

Sometimes I feel that if another customer complains, I'll turn into a Clunchkin Case.
Clunch by The Clunchkin March 8, 2010