Cluntch

To unsuccessfully hold a fart, usually occurs under high stress.

"I cluntch, when i first met my girlfriends parents."

by ZeroDusksGiven March 09, 2014

Cluntch

A technical term for the mess left on the girl after sex

Bro you should've seen the cluntch I left on that girl!

by SomberStoner September 28, 2017

cluntch

The combination of a clit, a cunt and a bitch.

She broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. What a cluntch

by burntz March 15, 2008

cluntch

A condition commonly found in young gentlemen from rural backgrounds. Symptoms are similar to that of self inflicted retardation, scabies, and gonhorrhea. This condition mostly affects the most politically astute, young, rural males. Also occurs often in Darbies.

"Man, Darby sure has a case of the cluntch!"

by XxJaneOo February 10, 2006