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It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.
Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?
by TORP3DoMAN February 27, 2017
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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Another word for a vagina, cunt or pussy.
Lesbian 1: Munch my clunch bitch!
Lesbian 2 now performs cunnilingus on Lesbian 1
by The Wah December 30, 2006
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1. Hard pressed.
2. State of being or act of hard pressing.
3. An extreme pwning.

NOTE: An object is said to reach Clunch Completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. An abbreviated term for this is Clunchkin.
NOTE 2: Clunching something quickly is called McClunching.
Even though I studied for a long time; that test completely clunched me.

Sometimes I feel that if another customer complains, I'll turn into a Clunchkin Case.
by The Clunchkin March 08, 2010
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A word used to describe female genitals (pussy or vagina etc...) Commonly seen in E4 Comedy The Inbetweeners
"There's gonna be loads of Clunch at this party"
by WoodWood June 15, 2009
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The ultimate attitude adjuster. The process of punching you annoying women directly into the clit.
Shut your mouth women otherwise you will suffer the clunch
by Wodzilla85 October 06, 2016
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when someone performs oral sex on a woman around midday/lunchtime
example 1:
man 1: lets go to a cafe im hungry
man 2: no thanks mate im still full from clunch

example 2: ladies that clunch: when lesbian or bi curious women give each other oral sex in their lunch hour.

example 3:

girlfriend: that was good lets do it again..
man: ah i cant, im all clunched out im afraid.
by pointynips May 04, 2011
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