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It’s a portmanteau of the words “cunt” and “dunce”, referring to a extremely foolish and antagonistic woman, particularly one who thinks she can pick a fight with a large, powerful man with no consequences..
Look at this “clunce”! She slaps that guy and thinks he’s just gonna laugh it off? Oh look, now she’s scared cause he’s swinging on her! I don’t believe in hitting a woman but that dude def do!
Clunce by Tahkwuh February 22, 2023
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Man I hate crunce, it ruins the the rest of the sausage.
Crunce by "gendo" September 8, 2022
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Poo Tung Clunch 

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.
Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
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it is when have over three girls bending over in a line, fucking the first one then moving to the second one and so on.
There was four girls at my house and they all bent over so i can stick my penis in their vaginas.
clancey by Byrdee January 23, 2005

clungeon 

The term clungeon is a combination of the 2 words clunge, (which is a crude name for a female's Jame's Blunt) and dungeon.

It is used to describe a venue where there is often serious amounts of clunge - so much so that the walls are often dripping with the juices of this so called clunge.
That place was seriously a clungeon. You could scoop up the drippings from the floor with a soup ladle.
clungeon by Boon Diggity Dog December 27, 2010
Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.
"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"
clunker by some guy February 28, 2003

clunge-pool 

1. A swimming pool, full of wet clunge.
2. A bucket-like clunge.

Derived from the geographic term 'Plunge Pool', a large hole formed by years of erosion by hard hitting water falling into it.
Man 1: Fucked that girl last night!
Man 2: Oh yeah? Was she tight?
Man 1: Na, she had a clunge-pool!
clunge-pool by august17 November 9, 2010
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