Clungeplunger

Instrument with which to plunge clunge.

Don't make me slap you with my clungeplunger!

by Hoiky McDoyle September 3, 2009

clunge-plunger

A sex toy for women that is designed to be plunged (see thrusted, shoved or inserted) into the clunge (abbr. clit, cunt and minge) or general clunal (see clunge) area for the purposes of vaginal stimulation or for making your friends look gay while they are asleep.

Alright lovely, you look ace there all tied up with nowhere to go. I'm going to take your clunge-plunger and plunge your clunge like tomorrow never died.

by Quinapulus October 4, 2010

clungelunge

The act of making a determined effort to get a better look at a potential bit of totty.

This is a much more active version of meerkatting, and involves physically moving the whole body to get a better view.

I just saw Malcolm clungelunge around the corner to see who that fitty was.

by killban October 26, 2010

Clunge-Plunger

A menstural blood disposal and extraction method involving a plunger being applied to the clunge in order for a vacuum to occur which extracts the menstural blood from the clunge.

Clunge Plunge for Plunging that Clunge, when in need; lunge for the clunge with a clunge plunge.

copyright. Sir. Peter Cook

Mate i totally plunged her clunge with a Clunge-Plunger, no blood, know what i say. Wag Warn!!

by Doctor Plunge October 18, 2009

Clungeclinger

a) a person having to study the female anatomy in detail
b) another term for a person attracted to a woman and/or her verjayjay
c) another term for a kiss arse
d) a person seeking minge - a lesbian
e) the product left by excessive discharge

f) when clothing gives you camel toe

"Oh my god, I think she fancied me, she wouldn't leave me alone...she was a total clungeclinger..."

"My trousers are clungeclingers"

by Trashburg January 22, 2014