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British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).
Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

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by saintsebastian January 08, 2013
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Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.
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A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.
Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!
by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 03, 2014
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