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Clueless 20-something single male exemption 

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

Clueless Speak

Words and phrases made popular by the 1995 movie, and the 1996-1999 television seires- 'Clueless'. Includes Whatever!, Hymenally Challenged a monet, Surfing the crimson wave, and Talk to the hand. Used by valley girls.

Often parodied with words like tubular and gag-o-rama.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
Clueless Speak by jdi May 10, 2004

barbecue clueless 

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.
They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

Clit Clueless 

Men (and women) who are clueless to the powers of the clit-thus mostly ignoring it altogether.
Jane: was he good in bed? Did you cum?

Jill: cum? I wish! He's clit clueless. He somehow really thinks I'm cumming JUST BECAUSE he's fucking me. Damn it! Clit clueless! And I'm too old to be teaching men about clits. That's why I have a vibrator.
Clit Clueless by jaggerbush January 28, 2007

Clueless angel 

A person too edgy for this earth.
They most likely post edgy, over edited posts on Instagram and are a #vapingqueen
Wow, she is such a clueless angel

Captain Clueless 

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.
Captain Clueless by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009