Clowns Pie 

A very very wet fanny

Went I went down on her it was like being hit in the face with a 'Clowns Pie'

Clowns Pie by hoggster December 3, 2003

Indiana clown pie 

To completely cover a girl's face in cum, resembling a pie being smashed in ones face

Mark gave Jamie the CRAZIEST Indiana clown pie last night. It was insane.

Indiana clown pie by MMjr April 21, 2008

Clown Pie

Anytime you ejaculate and catch it in your hand and then smash it into someones face.

Sally jerks off Jeremy and catches his cum in her hands, and then smashes it into his face

Jack fingers Merry and catches it in his hands, then smashes it into her face.

Tyler jerks off into his hand, and then smashes it into Jacobs face.

Clown Pie by DirtySyko September 13, 2003

clown's pie 

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

clown's pie by C February 24, 2004

Chocolate Clown Pie 

Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.

After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.

Chocolate Clown Pie by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003

Clown Pie

1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.

Tylers mom cooked dinner well his dan would perpare the clown pie.

Clown Pie by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

clown's pie 

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!

"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"

clown's pie by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007