shimmy up the mule

1. Doing something pointless.
2. The term shimmy means to dance shaking from the shoulders. A mule is another word for donkey Aka ass. It literally means dancing with an ass. In modern lingo means dancing with a phat ass bitch.
3. Also refers to masterbating. Sometimes fantasizing about donkeys.
Tyler was feeling lonely so he desided to shimmy up the mule.
When I go out to clubs I shimmy up the mule.
by Jimboozie October 14, 2003
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T-Dub

1. A brutal pounding of ones ass.
2. When the spot between the anus and the balls becomes severly brused. Often from ass pounding by someone bigger.then yourself.
After Tylers time in prison his T-dub was hardened from years of T-dubing.
by Jimboozie October 13, 2003
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shmagma

1.The filth that gathers in the foreskin of filthy uncircumsized people.
2. The gooey crap that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.
Tyler had been visited by the shmagma fairy in the middle of the night and he had shmagma all over his face. ( The shmagma fairy being a filthy uncircumsized 300 pound man named bubba).
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
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The Prayer

Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.
Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.
by Jimboozie October 30, 2003
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puppys

1. Dogs with in the first year.
2. The exact size of brests that you would be mosy comforable planting your face between.
Tyler loves puppys, although he will never get near hers.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
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snarfer

1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.
Tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.

Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
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dingle

1. Any pubic hair from the top of your ass crack to the chota.
2. When ones balls hang unubstructed and free to slap on your legs they are in full dingle.
I let my balls dingle over Tylers face for a minute before I t-bagged him square on the lips.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
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