Definitions by Jimboozie

Pop smoke 

1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.

2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.

After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.

Pop smoke by Jimboozie May 6, 2004

beeb

1) Rasist term for people with dark skin.

2) Persons from in different country and speaking broken english that try to sell you shit you don't need. ie. The beach donkeys in mexico.

Tyler went to visit the beebs well on vacation and ended up getting the shits from eating the beeb food, then well drunk from drinking to much beeb beer the beebs ripped him off selling him beeb trinkets.

beeb by Jimboozie May 5, 2004

get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

get retarded by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

let's get retarded 

1. My personal battle cry.
2. See get retarted

I screemed let's get retarded and the boozie begain to fly, and soon Tyler was passed out in the van.

let's get retarded by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

The Prayer 

Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.

Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.

The Prayer by Jimboozie October 30, 2003

schoolies 

Young girls of high school age that dress in skimpy clothing.

Tyler almost crashes his car driving by highschools staring at all the schoolies.

schoolies by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

snarfer 

1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.

Tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.

Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.

snarfer by Jimboozie October 15, 2003