Jimboozie's definitions

fagmeister

1. The king of all fags.
2. A nick name fags call each other.

Hey whats up its Tymeister the fagmeister.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

The Prayer

Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.

Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.

by Jimboozie October 30, 2003

dingle

1. Any pubic hair from the top of your ass crack to the chota.
2. When ones balls hang unubstructed and free to slap on your legs they are in full dingle.

I let my balls dingle over Tylers face for a minute before I t-bagged him square on the lips.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

Churning Butter

Eatting a chicks ass after your cum has ran out her cunt and down the crack of her ass.

Sue didn't think Tyler was very cute but he always was into churning her butter.

by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

beeb

1) Rasist term for people with dark skin.

2) Persons from in different country and speaking broken english that try to sell you shit you don't need. ie. The beach donkeys in mexico.

Tyler went to visit the beebs well on vacation and ended up getting the shits from eating the beeb food, then well drunk from drinking to much beeb beer the beebs ripped him off selling him beeb trinkets.

by Jimboozie May 5, 2004

shmagma

1.The filth that gathers in the foreskin of filthy uncircumsized people.
2. The gooey crap that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.

Tyler had been visited by the shmagma fairy in the middle of the night and he had shmagma all over his face. ( The shmagma fairy being a filthy uncircumsized 300 pound man named bubba).

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003