Jimboozie's definitions
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
Get the schooliesmug. 1. Four, six packs of beer, or a flat of 24. Aka two four.
2. A veriation of the famous sixty-nine position. The main differance is one member is in a wheelchair.
2. A veriation of the famous sixty-nine position. The main differance is one member is in a wheelchair.
Tyler is often found drinking a six four of beer before going to the bar. Then picking up a handicap girl and putting her in the six four position before making sweet love to her.
by Jimboozie October 14, 2003
Get the six fourmug. 1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.
2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.
2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.
2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.
After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.
by Jimboozie May 6, 2004
Get the Pop smokemug. 1. Any pubic hair from the top of your ass crack to the chota.
2. When ones balls hang unubstructed and free to slap on your legs they are in full dingle.
2. When ones balls hang unubstructed and free to slap on your legs they are in full dingle.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
Get the dinglemug. 1.The filth that gathers in the foreskin of filthy uncircumsized people.
2. The gooey crap that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.
2. The gooey crap that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.
Tyler had been visited by the shmagma fairy in the middle of the night and he had shmagma all over his face. ( The shmagma fairy being a filthy uncircumsized 300 pound man named bubba).
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
Get the shmagmamug. 1. The loose skin between a guys balls and his anus. Well with in the DMZ
2. Wrinkled skin of inbetween. Not to be cunfused with Yoda who has wrinkled skin of green.
2. Wrinkled skin of inbetween. Not to be cunfused with Yoda who has wrinkled skin of green.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
Get the chotamug. 1) Rasist term for people with dark skin.
2) Persons from in different country and speaking broken english that try to sell you shit you don't need. ie. The beach donkeys in mexico.
2) Persons from in different country and speaking broken english that try to sell you shit you don't need. ie. The beach donkeys in mexico.
Tyler went to visit the beebs well on vacation and ended up getting the shits from eating the beeb food, then well drunk from drinking to much beeb beer the beebs ripped him off selling him beeb trinkets.
by Jimboozie May 5, 2004
Get the beebmug.