clownitis 

A curious redness surrounding the mouth region of one's face. Clownitis is often accompanied by extreme acne in the same region.

Jim: Did that kid get punched in the mouth?
Rondell: No thats just his clownitis, he's had it for months.

clownitis by Bertrand McNally November 3, 2005

Clownitis 

A sexual disease transmitted by having sexual relations with a clown. It Causes odd bright colouring in the genital regions, much like a rainbow clown wig.

Person Inflicted:Doctor my hair has turned bright green.
Gyno: Ah yes you seem to be suffering from clownitis.

Clownitis by Toest January 28, 2009

clownitis 

A swelling and redness around the mouth, similar in appearance to acne. This skin condition occurs when dried and crusted seman clogging the pores of ones face. It is generally common for a cockglobler to get this condition.

Did you see the clownitis on Jame's face?! He must be sucking a lot of cock these days.

clownitis by Charles Joseph Hollis IV December 3, 2005

Clownfished 

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.

I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.

Clownfished by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021

clownfister 

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

clownfister by driftin306 August 1, 2010

Clownstitute 

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

clowntiny 

clowntiny is the mix of clown and atiny (ateez's fandom). we are so stupid that we think every ateez single move is a code or even a spoiler, but its actually not. we're a clown hehet.

one time, ateez gave us a holy big spoiler, but we didnt notice it. thats why we're a clowntiny.
why clown? cuz clown looks like a fool, they look so strange and scary (but atiny is not scary, rawr).
we're a fucking clown, dont judge us.
and dont forget to stream thanxx and inception yay ! <3

wooyoung aka the noisiest ; *give spoiler for their comeback*
atiny : *didnt notice anything*
~ u're watching their comeback~
clowntiny : oh, so thats a spoiler, haha im so dumb

clowntiny by achwooyoung <3 September 23, 2020