clownititis 

When someone's skin tone appears as pale skin with red splotches, or when certain features of one face turn red while the rest of the face stays pale.

Bullying Bill: Did you see that cockmongler with autism? He looks like hes got Clownititis!

Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.

clownititis by FartFucker69 August 15, 2014

clownitis 

A curious redness surrounding the mouth region of one's face. Clownitis is often accompanied by extreme acne in the same region.

Jim: Did that kid get punched in the mouth?
Rondell: No thats just his clownitis, he's had it for months.

clownitis by Bertrand McNally November 3, 2005

Clowntits

A girl with huge nipples resembling a clown's nose.

Look at those clowntits

Clowntits by sds October 3, 2004

Clownitis 

A sexual disease transmitted by having sexual relations with a clown. It Causes odd bright colouring in the genital regions, much like a rainbow clown wig.

Person Inflicted:Doctor my hair has turned bright green.
Gyno: Ah yes you seem to be suffering from clownitis.

Clownitis by Toest January 28, 2009

clownitis 

A swelling and redness around the mouth, similar in appearance to acne. This skin condition occurs when dried and crusted seman clogging the pores of ones face. It is generally common for a cockglobler to get this condition.

Did you see the clownitis on Jame's face?! He must be sucking a lot of cock these days.

clownitis by Charles Joseph Hollis IV December 3, 2005

Clowntits

Boobs that are freakishly large or just awkward in shape. May look like two clown shoes stuffed in a bra or two carnies stuffed in a bra. Usually the girl with the clowntits thinks she has the best boobs in the world and puts them out there for everyone to see.

Stacey: Oh my God, look at that girl's boobs!
Lacey: Oh my God I know. What's wrong with them?
Stacey: They're clowntits.

Clowntits by aseaisaved March 17, 2009

Clowningitis 

Being a goofy motherfucker, acting like a ACTUAL clown, won’t stop talking! Also know as clown syndrome.

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE CLOWNINGITIS!

Clowningitis by Hi_123456 October 29, 2019