Closhi

Noun
Meaning: “close yoshi”

“Yoshi” originated from Nintendo’s Super Mario Bros, a character who is both friends with Mario, and his mount.
Closhi, is that same yoshi, but very close.

Examples: “when I looked at my phone after the playlist was done, Closhi scared me!”
“Closhi is the air I breathe and the ground I stand on. I worship Closhi.”

Closhi by Rosey Aloe April 26, 2021

Jacob Clohisy 

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.

Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.

Jacob Clohisy by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019

simp in pimp’s clothing 

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

simp in pimp’s clothing by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022

fibre clothing

fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing

noun

1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas

2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs

3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama

"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."

"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."

fibre clothing by Famous Amos June 2, 2008

Clashie 

/noun/
A derogatory word used against people who are heavily addicted to playing Clash Royale. A person who is a Clashie will tend use the app above the average human and will often influence them to abuse the app.

There is a fine line between a person who just plays clash and a person who is a Clashie, a person who plays clash has an equal amount of time with the mobile game and with reality and doesn't get violent in any way if they lose. A person who is a Clashie will go above their screen time and make the game their livelihood, in occasion a Clashie will get violent will get verbally violent if they are losing in a battle and will have a hard time calming down afterword's.

Paul: "Omg have you seen Kian lately? He's become such a Clashie."
Alex: "You're right about that but remember you can't reclaim that slur.'
Paul: "Oh right sorry!"

Clashie by idontevenknowwhattwiceis February 12, 2022

Clothilda 

A Clothilda is a quiet, blond hippy and a smart satanist. Who won't repent to god because of her boomer dad, thats based and redpilled, but also a stupid liberal. She is secretly a Jew, who has been stalking me for a week now. (Help)

look at that hippy, she is a Clothilda

Clothilda by No i'm not a stalker April 13, 2019

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing 

1.)Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness

2.)A person who is "two-faced"

1-"Hey I just met the nicest girl."

2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."

1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by jumpinjackflashy July 1, 2010