Closh 

To have sex on school grounds, especially when caught by a security guard.

It was so embarassing when we were caught closhing in the stairwell.

Closh by JayTheSecurityGuard April 22, 2011

Closh 

When a couple is so together that they have become one being.

1: Did you see them? They're so closhed.

Closh by curlypube April 10, 2010

Closh 

The reddening of the penis, duo to rigorous sexual activity, resulting in friction burns. Happens frequently with new couples. New Zealand slang term.

Josh got some pretty bad Closh

Closh by Jerazz September 7, 2015

Closh 

To be struck violently in the head or stomach, or the result of consuming a high number of alcoholic beverages in a short time period.

Terry closhed his friend Cordia upside his noggin because of his Democratic beliefs.

April went to the local pub to enjoy a pitcher of beet and got closhed.

Closh by ZenCord October 13, 2008

closh closh 

A small towel that is used for wiping your face. Sometimes called a washcloth. A word toddlers that can’t say all words yet might say. Or if your dad decides to teach you to pronounce it like this your whole life.

“Make sure to wipe your face off with a closh closh once you finish brushing your teeth.”

closh closh by aaaallllaaaiiinnnaaa March 4, 2023

Golden Closet Films 

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')

"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"

Golden Closet Films by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017

Closet Weeb 

Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.

Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"

Closet Weeb by ProudestWeebEver May 9, 2017