|kloōn|
adjective

Possessing excellent, impressive, or desirable qualities; a derivation from the surname of celebrity, George Clooney; good.

noun

a familiar or fond name given to someone, signifying your appreciation of their fine qualities.

verb

Outwit, upstage, or get the better of someone; bested.
That suit you're wearing makes you look cloon.

That guy is cloon.

That suit is the cloonest.

The opponent got clooned by his competitor.
by Roublard August 1, 2009
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The typical shady and sleazy salesman whom often times smells of booze and sports a comb over. 'Cloons' can be found in many industries including, but not limited to: mattress sales, used car lots, door to door vacuum sales, Capital Meats, telemarketing, and the mortgage industry.
In the 10 minutes I spent looking at the cars on the lot I was harassed by at least 5 sales cloons. Eventually, I became so fed up with their cheesy spiels that I left.
by VanDangle February 25, 2009
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Someone who has no friends who does shit for clout.
Eyal and John are vrai cloons
by Tupaclivesincuba February 21, 2019
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3D work of a product or project in real life, transferring it to the internet and creating a digital copy.
Real estate project is clooned on our website.

Did you have the clooned version of this product?

Hi, please send me the clooned format of BMW 3.30i, so I can check the details.
by drjohncook June 8, 2023
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The lesser spotted black clown.

Everyone's seen a white clown, but have you ever seen a black one? Unlike clowns, 'Cloons' have straight rainbow colour hair as opposed to afro's. They are also not nice people. You should never approach one, let alone invite one to your kids party.

Not to be confused with Martin Clunes.
Those goddamn cloons have been eating my sesame cake again!
by ALittleFlffyOwl March 8, 2014
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What color is his hat?

Cloon?
by ticookie October 18, 2010
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A mix by the words "clean" and "cool".

For example when someone does a crazy trick in a clean way!
That 360flip was cloon!

That car was so cloon!
by ikkibakkea May 9, 2009
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