A Cloodge is a fat, sweaty fanny. The term was first used in a tent at Sonisphere 2010 when a short, bald Spanish guy thought it was a real word...now it is.
A clooger is a man whom is very hairy. They tend to have a yeti for a parent. Someone is a clooger if they have extremely hairy legs, armpits, chests, testicles, butt cheeks and or excessive facial hair.
"That guy is such a clooger!! Have you seen his legs! They're so hairy!"
