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A cup shaped container used to catch a woman's squirt so it doesn't make a mess everywhere.
Good thing I've got a clitoon, otherwise my sheets would be soiled.

Thanks again Gary. Your mouth makes a good clitoon :)
Clitoon by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024
A cup into which a woman squirts into through clitoral stimulation
Welp I've gotta drain the old lizard. Time to use the clitoon!
Clitoon by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024
n. clit-ten

Hillary Clinton, as refering to the female (clit(oris)) Clinton
John: Who are you voting for?
Dave: Clitton!
Clitton by Kax0r February 6, 2008

Clitfoonmojo 

1. (adj) In reference to a badass situation, individual, or object. 2. (noun) A person who epitomizes the art of "badassery" or risk-taking; the frame of reference on the "clitfoonmojo scale" is Max, a man whose biceps can be suctioned by nerf gun bullets.
Dude, that all night naked rave was so clitfoonmojo.
Clitfoonmojo by salain December 16, 2008

Hillary Cliton 

When your vagina stinks so much it has murdered everything that has smelled it (and even touched it and seen it) but the FBI can't arrest you because you yourself didn't murder them. It's just your dank pussy
I met a girl at a bar who Hillary Clitoned her boyfriend because he threatened to spill her secrets.
Hillary Cliton by Bone Apps to Tree December 3, 2016

Clittoner 

When a clitoris has a boner.
Damn I have a clittoner for that fine as hell man.
Clittoner by Clittoners4Life April 13, 2017
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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