clitmonger

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one who holds an abundance of clit, and exchanges it for goods or services.

I'm just popping down to the clitmonger, dear.

clitmonger by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

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clit monger

A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'

"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"

clit monger by Bozman August 11, 2006

Related Words

clitmonger • clitmunger • Clithanger • Clitoner • cuntmonger • chipmonger • Clittoner • clogmonger • Cuntmongery • Clit Boner

chipmonger

A person who has an uncontrollable habit of eating chips. They will eat their own chips, but also have no qualms about finishing off somebody elses chips if they happen to find them unattended.

Man, I was excited to eat those Doritos I got with my Subway, but when I went to eat them, there was an empty bag. I guess that'll teach me not to leave chips laying out when the chipmonger is around.

chipmonger by DJ Sicknasty May 12, 2009

Clitbanger

A positive way to describe something (in most cases music). Best used in appreciation of a funky baseline and beat.

Similar to banger but more intense (because clit).

"Omg, this song is such a clitbanger!"
"Man, this clitbanger goes HARD!"
"Disco tits, what a clitbanger!"

Clitbanger by The updicks November 7, 2019

Clithanger

Where a woman has a clitoris that hangs out over their meat curtains

Monti: I was munching this hoe's clam flesh when the giant clithanger nearly suffocated me to death.
Shanza: Ohh man that is the worst... I nearly suffocated when I came out my mums womb because of her everest-like clithanger.

Clithanger by The Clyde October 16, 2012

Clithanger

When a girl is right on the verge of a orgasm and her partner or device stops

Since my boyfriend's been out of town I've been using up a lot of batteries in my vibrator. Last night the last set died just as I was about to cum and I was left on a clithanger.

Clithanger by LG Webstar March 7, 2015

Clittoner

When a clitoris has a boner.

Damn I have a clittoner for that fine as hell man.

Clittoner by Clittoners4Life April 13, 2017

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026