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clit monger 

A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'
"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"
clit monger by Bozman August 11, 2006

chipmonger

A person who has an uncontrollable habit of eating chips. They will eat their own chips, but also have no qualms about finishing off somebody elses chips if they happen to find them unattended.
Man, I was excited to eat those Doritos I got with my Subway, but when I went to eat them, there was an empty bag. I guess that'll teach me not to leave chips laying out when the chipmonger is around.
chipmonger by DJ Sicknasty May 12, 2009

Clitbanger 

A positive way to describe something (in most cases music). Best used in appreciation of a funky baseline and beat.

Similar to banger but more intense (because clit).
"Omg, this song is such a clitbanger!"
"Man, this clitbanger goes HARD!"
"Disco tits, what a clitbanger!"
Clitbanger by The updicks November 7, 2019

Clithanger 

Where a woman has a clitoris that hangs out over their meat curtains
Monti: I was munching this hoe's clam flesh when the giant clithanger nearly suffocated me to death.
Shanza: Ohh man that is the worst... I nearly suffocated when I came out my mums womb because of her everest-like clithanger.
Clithanger by The Clyde October 16, 2012

Clithanger 

When a girl is right on the verge of a orgasm and her partner or device stops
Since my boyfriend's been out of town I've been using up a lot of batteries in my vibrator. Last night the last set died just as I was about to cum and I was left on a clithanger.
Clithanger by LG Webstar March 7, 2015

Clittoner 

When a clitoris has a boner.
Damn I have a clittoner for that fine as hell man.
Clittoner by Clittoners4Life April 13, 2017