Clintoon

A name for Former President Bill Clinton.

Monica, can I eat your box?

Clintoon by Alexi October 19, 2003

Clintoon

Cartoonish figure who disgraced the office of President of the United States.

Clintoon's failure to treat the first World Trade Center attack as an act of war is one of the main causes of the events of September 11, 2001.

Clintoon by Dave December 18, 2003

Clintoon

Parody of President Clinton's last name. Created by Republicans who are righteously indignant that he had SEX in the WHITE HOUSE with a WOMAN.

Often used by Republicans to deflect attention from failures of George W. Bush shrub

Republicans hate Clintoon because they're uptight about sex.

Clintoon by Dems Rules November 13, 2006

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.

It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....

Clintonesque by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

Clintoned 

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

Clintoned by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned 

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

Clintoned by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Bad Clinton 

A sexual act involving cumming on your significant other or intern.

"I'm going to go home and do a bad clinton on my girlfriend."

Bad Clinton by Two-Tone- June 25, 2016