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Cliterbate 

(Verb) - An action performed by a female, due to the lack of male genitals, to stimulate the sexual response of ones body. This action can be performed by one's self or with the help of hand-held devices.
Sally, lacking male companionship on her day off, stays at home and cliterbates to Mr. Rodgers and SNL (What a weird bitch, right?)
Cliterbate by Tarkster April 19, 2009
Words you can keep
One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009
To be knowledgable about the clitoris.
She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!
cliterate by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006

Cliturbate 

The act of masurbation for a female that involves rubbing, tapping, creating circular motions, or using a vibrator on one's clitoris in order to reach orgasm.

*Does not include fingering/using a vibrator on oneself
-She was so horny, she locked herself in the bathroom to cliturbate for hours!

-She didn't always orgasm while fingering herself, but cliturbating was like heaven for her.
Cliturbate by Jack&Jill008 March 11, 2009

chaterbate 

I was jerking off while April described her wetness on the chaterbate group
chaterbate by footes March 19, 2014

clitterbate 

When a girl masturbates primarily with the clitoris. She stimulates the clitoris until she arrives at orgasm.
Jennie: Hey Jeff, I have to go home
Jeff: How come?
Jennie: My parents aren't home, and I really want to clitterbate.
or
Jennie: Oh man, I had the best orgasm last night
Jeff: Oh? Why is that?
Jennie: I clitterbated, best orgasm of my life
clitterbate by jryanc333 October 29, 2009

cliterature 

porn that rather than being shown as a picture or video is in text form and is described the the user
last night i was masturbating to some hot cliterature
cliterature by coxymoxy May 2, 2011
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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