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clitorbated 

To be humored or sexually dissed on by a clitorous
Wow are you gonna take that? She totally just clitorbated you.
clitorbated by David Greiner May 5, 2005
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Cliturbate 

The act of masurbation for a female that involves rubbing, tapping, creating circular motions, or using a vibrator on one's clitoris in order to reach orgasm.

*Does not include fingering/using a vibrator on oneself
-She was so horny, she locked herself in the bathroom to cliturbate for hours!

-She didn't always orgasm while fingering herself, but cliturbating was like heaven for her.
Cliturbate by Jack&Jill008 March 11, 2009
Skilled and/or learned in the use of the clitoris.
All the girls think John is very clitorate, as he gives frequent and powerful orgasms.
clitorate by UberClitorate January 2, 2007

Cliterbate 

(Verb) - An action performed by a female, due to the lack of male genitals, to stimulate the sexual response of ones body. This action can be performed by one's self or with the help of hand-held devices.
Sally, lacking male companionship on her day off, stays at home and cliterbates to Mr. Rodgers and SNL (What a weird bitch, right?)
Cliterbate by Tarkster April 19, 2009

clitopated 

to be at a lack of pussy, when you've wanted it for some time.
"Tim was clitopated for so long, that he went for even the ugliest girls"
clitopated by Dante Crowley October 7, 2007

ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
ill-clitorate by droit84 January 31, 2007
Possessing the ability to find the clitoris.
He's great in bed, very clitorate.
Clitorate by CelticDaddy January 26, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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