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Cliturbate 

The act of masurbation for a female that involves rubbing, tapping, creating circular motions, or using a vibrator on one's clitoris in order to reach orgasm.

*Does not include fingering/using a vibrator on oneself
-She was so horny, she locked herself in the bathroom to cliturbate for hours!

-She didn't always orgasm while fingering herself, but cliturbating was like heaven for her.
Cliturbate by Jack&Jill008 March 11, 2009
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One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009
To be knowledgable about the clitoris.
She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!
cliterate by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006

Chaturbate ( . Y . ) 

What is chaturbate. It's only the best free live sex chat sites with 1000's of naked girls that you can peek into there bedrooms anytime of the day or night for free at chaturbate.com

www.SkypeSexting.com
After my wife caught me fapping my disco stick for 16 hours on chaturbate she forced me to eat her soggy box for 3 hours after she just got off the neighbors pogo stick. Chaturbate ( . Y . )
Chaturbate ( . Y . ) by Thedurb November 16, 2019

chaturbate 

The act of masturbating while chatting online
I'm going to sit home and chaturbate with hot chicks all day
chaturbate by wassupyoyo August 22, 2011

Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.
When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.
Clapturbate by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

Clickurbate 

The insatiable act of consume as much of an individual dramatic, salacious or violent topic online as possible.

When one clickurbates, they impulsively follow a dramatic or shocking story online by clicking feverishly from one site to another in a desperate attempt to consume as much information on a specific topic as possible.

Generally but not exclusively, the stories or topics people clickurbate most over, are new celebrity scandal or resonant occurrences of violence acts such as a sudden mass shooting.
When he became aware of the shooting, he clickurbated on that story all afternoon.
Clickurbate by Spaz-Dick October 9, 2015
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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