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ClitNinja 

A ClitNinja is someone who consistently manages to bed women yet appears to friends and family to be a shy retiring self conscious introvert.

ClitNinja is a term given to he who does not conform to the status quo of being needlessly attractive yet still manages to close the deal time and time again.
"did you see that geek just leave with the fittest girl in the club?.. Guy must be a serious ClitNinja"
ClitNinja by ClitNinja March 13, 2010
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clit ninja 

A true master of the stealth orgasm, a clit ninja is capable of manipulating the clit (the sex organ primarily responsible for female orgasms) completely undetected and with astounding results; a clit ninja is also just generally good in bed.
Amy was so bored in Algebra, she slipped her hand down her skirt and had at it. What a clit ninja.

Tom went down on me for five hours last night. He's my personal clit ninja.
clit ninja by nihil8r September 24, 2004
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Clininja 

A clinician who routinely disappears in a puff of smoke.
My patient's eye exploded because an optho consult was impossible as the opthomologists are clininjas.
Clininja by d-bagggg February 26, 2009

clit-ninja 

A lesbian; the "opposite" of an ass pirate. Though "lass pirate" may work, also.
My girlfriend and I are proud clit-ninjas.
clit-ninja by Geech<3Kween September 24, 2009

clitmanjaro 

A vagina of such epic proportions it can only be described in a volcanic scale;
also pays tribute to how hot, harsh and dangerous such a massive vagina is going to be.
guy A: man, i can't believe you muff dived that hoggy the other night, that shit is sick!

guy B: you've no idea holmeslice, it was like clitmanjaro in there, i thought i'd never see my pops again
clitmanjaro by dickbroom69 April 10, 2011

CidNinja 

A totally awesome nigga. He hates everyone. Except Judas. And Judas' mom.
That Cidninja is one cold motherfucker.
CidNinja by Legato February 18, 2003