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Clintradiction 

1. A contradictory statement, often used by a shill in a desperate attempt to get support from a group that they had previously alienated (often times alienating a new group in the process).

2. A blatant lie.

3. Any statement made by Hillary Clinton.
Billy: I thought Hillary Clinton said she was allowed to use the private server though!
Bobby: Everything she says is a Clintradiction , how are you still surprised?

Vegans who eat pepperoni are such clintradictions.

Americans, statistically, prefer Trumps nonsense to Hillary's Clintradictions.

There are far too many clintradictions in the political landscape today.
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Clintradiction 

1. A Contradictory statement used by a shill in a desperate attempt to get votes that they previously alienated, often alienating more voters.

2. A blatant lie

3. Used to describe almost anything Hillary Clinton has said in her attempt to grub power.
An example of a clintradiction is when Bush said "they have weapons of mass destruction", but didn't find any or have any reason to believe there were any.

Bill: i'm a strict vegetarian, but i regularly eat bacon.
Bobby: That statement is a clintradiction and accurately reflects Hillary Clintons views on literally any given issue.

(insert quote by Hillary here)

Cuntradiction 

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.
If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?

Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.
Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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cuntradiction 

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do
"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction
cuntradiction by reapernok March 6, 2009

Urban contradictionary

When someone thinks they know what a word means, they look it up on urban dictionary, and are presented with a word that is totally opposite of their expectations. (Also known as the entire site).
sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.

law of non-contradiction 

The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...