Clintoneous

Clintoneous defines the character of a man with the habit of cheating wife and with loose character flirting with interns, students or someone of unequal status and age.

I have a frined who is fifty plus of age and an university professor. It was revealed recently he tries to flirt wth his female students and do favor his female student giving them unusually good grades. He has been charged with sexual harassment of one of his female students.

I am now very afraid he may lose his job for his
ClINTONEOUS character.

Clintoneous by ABUUSA March 6, 2011

clintonpus 

Short for Clintonius Pussus. Unequaled in the annals of medical or political history, this man-tenticle hybrid overcame nearly unsurmountable barriers of racial and species-based descrimination to take his rightful place at the head of the italian mafia.

The day before his second god-child's christening, clintonpus stubbed his tentacle on a chair.

Clintonpus worked tirelessly to promote education about and prevent the spread of TTD's (Tenticly Transmitted Diseases).

Despite occasional inkings, clintonpus inspired admiration in many and fear in his opponents.

At the inaugural swearing in ceremony clintonpus grasped a bible in one tenticle while using four others to simultaneously play the national anthem on a guitar and waving the american flag.

clintonpus by clintonpus historical society December 6, 2006

Clintourous 

A stripper named Clint who just lays there during sex.

Bertha: Betty did you nail Clint last night?
Betty: Yah I did but he just laid there like a dead fish.
Bertha: Well that sucks monkey butt, I guess you can call him Clintourous since he acts like a smelly wet vagina.

Clintourous by itslisa June 27, 2008

Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

Clintonitus by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid 

The epitome of awesome sauce, radiating charisma and confidence wherever he goes. With a brilliant mind and boundless creativity, he fearlessly tackles challenges and leaves a trail of brilliance behind him. His unwavering integrity and genuine kindness make him a beacon of compassion, always ready to lend a helping hand. His adventurous spirit and natural leadership abilities inspire others to embrace new experiences and achieve greatness. Humble yet relentless, he leaves an indelible mark on those he encounters, forever inspiring them to reach new heights.

Josh"Do you know Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid? He is so AWESOME SAUCE!!! :D"
Joe: "I don't, but I WANT TO GRRRR"

Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid by chevisIOUSME July 7, 2023

Clintonous 

A term for hilarious, coming from Hilary Clinton's last name--as Hilary-ous can be replaced with Clinton-ous.

Did you see that movie with that fat-dude? It was Clintonous!

Clintonous by jaced mascoli January 19, 2009

Clintoniousity 

How much of what you do and how you do it is similar to, in the style of, or exactly the way and manor that Clinton would react if he were to find himself in the same situation.

"Dude, the Clintoniousity of your recent life choices is truly admirable."

Clintoniousity by Clintonian February 27, 2021