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Clintorius 

Clintorius is the brand new fragrance of Hillary Clinton. It can be described as an aromatic combination of mackerel and tuna fish. It can be purchased at any fine bait and tackle shop.
"A spritz of Clintorius a day, keeps the voters away!"

"Hillary's Clintorius: Nothing smells quite like it!"
Clintorius by Lanzalou March 30, 2008

Clintorus 

Description of someone who thinks more highly of themselves than any other person ever could and supercedes any form of extra terrestrial life's intelligence. Normally found with a block head, and a inverted penis, commonly mistaken as a tail.
"What the hell, did you just see that Clintorus?
Clintorus by FischerBoom April 28, 2010

Clintoneous

Clintoneous defines the character of a man with the habit of cheating wife and with loose character flirting with interns, students or someone of unequal status and age.
I have a frined who is fifty plus of age and an university professor. It was revealed recently he tries to flirt wth his female students and do favor his female student giving them unusually good grades. He has been charged with sexual harassment of one of his female students.

I am now very afraid he may lose his job for his
ClINTONEOUS character.
Clintoneous by ABUUSA March 6, 2011

clitourus 

The mini penis in a vag
" fuck you, suck my clitourus, asshole!"
clitourus by Blueblue1244 August 10, 2016

Clitorous Rex 

A T-rex with a vagina for a mouth who roars with queefs and has a small penis.
Clitorous Rex by SumGuy43 June 1, 2016

Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid 

The epitome of awesome sauce, radiating charisma and confidence wherever he goes. With a brilliant mind and boundless creativity, he fearlessly tackles challenges and leaves a trail of brilliance behind him. His unwavering integrity and genuine kindness make him a beacon of compassion, always ready to lend a helping hand. His adventurous spirit and natural leadership abilities inspire others to embrace new experiences and achieve greatness. Humble yet relentless, he leaves an indelible mark on those he encounters, forever inspiring them to reach new heights.
Josh"Do you know Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid? He is so AWESOME SAUCE!!! :D"
Joe: "I don't, but I WANT TO GRRRR"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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