Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

Clintonitus by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

Clintontitus 

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.

Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.

Clintontitus by Tbtguess November 6, 2016

Clintorius 

Clintorius is the brand new fragrance of Hillary Clinton. It can be described as an aromatic combination of mackerel and tuna fish. It can be purchased at any fine bait and tackle shop.

"A spritz of Clintorius a day, keeps the voters away!"

"Hillary's Clintorius: Nothing smells quite like it!"

Clintorius by Lanzalou March 30, 2008

clintonitis 

The disease you must have to support Hillary Clinton.

"How the hell could you support Hillary Clinton? She wants to pull out of Iraq without even cleaning up our mess."

"Dawwh.. I got dis ting, clintonitis."

clintonitis by ryanmeebs February 18, 2008

clintonpus 

Short for Clintonius Pussus. Unequaled in the annals of medical or political history, this man-tenticle hybrid overcame nearly unsurmountable barriers of racial and species-based descrimination to take his rightful place at the head of the italian mafia.

The day before his second god-child's christening, clintonpus stubbed his tentacle on a chair.

Clintonpus worked tirelessly to promote education about and prevent the spread of TTD's (Tenticly Transmitted Diseases).

Despite occasional inkings, clintonpus inspired admiration in many and fear in his opponents.

At the inaugural swearing in ceremony clintonpus grasped a bible in one tenticle while using four others to simultaneously play the national anthem on a guitar and waving the american flag.

clintonpus by clintonpus historical society December 6, 2006

Clintonitis 

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.

She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.

Clintonitis by azwonks October 24, 2016

Cliftonites 

A Cliftonite is a native from the middle class area of Bristol. A Cliftonite is normally someone who refuses to leave the area of Clifton and venture into the City of Bristol. They are normally wealthy and look down upon other lower class Bristolians.

The Cliftonites were reluctant to leave Clifton

Cliftonites by Dr Wordsmith August 18, 2010