clintonpus 

Short for Clintonius Pussus. Unequaled in the annals of medical or political history, this man-tenticle hybrid overcame nearly unsurmountable barriers of racial and species-based descrimination to take his rightful place at the head of the italian mafia.

The day before his second god-child's christening, clintonpus stubbed his tentacle on a chair.

Clintonpus worked tirelessly to promote education about and prevent the spread of TTD's (Tenticly Transmitted Diseases).

Despite occasional inkings, clintonpus inspired admiration in many and fear in his opponents.

At the inaugural swearing in ceremony clintonpus grasped a bible in one tenticle while using four others to simultaneously play the national anthem on a guitar and waving the american flag.

clintonpus by clintonpus historical society December 6, 2006

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.

It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....

Clintonesque by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

clintonista 

A devoted (read: rabid) supporter of Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential contests. Could be extended to a rabid supporter of any Clinton.

See also: Obamaniac

Dude, did you hear what James Carville said about Richardson being Judas?

Yeah, Carville's a diehard Clintonista. Don't pay him any attention.

clintonista by My Name April 22, 2008

clintonesque

Having Clinton-like qualities. In matters of speech, to parse the English language so painfully at a direct question as to avoid responsibility for your own actions. In matters of conduct, to be more interested in #1, instead of the greater good.

His actions as well as speech are rather clintonesque.

clintonesque by tradesman April 23, 2003

Clintorius 

Clintorius is the brand new fragrance of Hillary Clinton. It can be described as an aromatic combination of mackerel and tuna fish. It can be purchased at any fine bait and tackle shop.

"A spritz of Clintorius a day, keeps the voters away!"

"Hillary's Clintorius: Nothing smells quite like it!"

Clintorius by Lanzalou March 30, 2008

Clintonism

A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.

Clintonism

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"

"I promise to cut your taxes."

"I did not dodge the draft."

"I never inhaled."

"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."

"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."

Clintonism by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009

Clintonesia 

1: Being so enraptured by the Clinton's Mystique one fails to recognize their shortcomings, and longs for their return to power.

Example: “I can't believe Delta's such a "Clintonista"… he must be suffering from Clintonesia!”

Clintonesia by JD Ellis February 14, 2008