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Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls
Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clinkers 

I need my Clinkers wetting
Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

clinkers 

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
clinkers by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Clitorsaurus 

A clitorsaurus is a giant clitoris which can often have reptilian attributes.
Oh Jesus Christ! Did you see that girl's clitorsaurus?!
Clitorsaurus by wellsysaurus April 5, 2011

Clitorshit

When you wipe you ass, and get shit in your clit.
Girl: Aww maaaan! I think I pulled a clitorshit again in the bathroom!

Boyfriend: Go clean that shit you nasty bitch!
Clitorshit by backstreetboi May 18, 2010

Clitoference 

Jennifer and Ashley frequently had time alone but her roommate mike kept on running Clitoference and ruined any chances they had to have sex.