Definitions by Queso_Uwe

Petri

Someone who is so bad at something that you just can’t help but laugh

Messi is so bad at football, what an absolute Petri

Petri by Queso_Uwe January 24, 2023

Clappardly

The state of being high as hell after smoking copious amounts of weed.

Bob: "Let's watch Rick and Morty"
Frank: "Let's get clappardly beforehand"

Clappardly by Queso_Uwe February 22, 2022

Alcrouté 

When someone whips up pasta and it isn't cooked properly, as it is crunchy to the bite.

Bob: "Bro this pasta is kinda rank"
Frank "Fam this shit is alcrouté"

Alcrouté by Queso_Uwe February 21, 2022