Clefted
Shit man, my girl saw me smozzle now I'm clefted. Good thing she didn't find the rest...you know I got 9 zips!
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Clefted by Dave Newberg July 1, 2008
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cleated
cleated by Rachael C. December 1, 2006
Related Words
Clefted • cleated • Clafted • cleeted • Clefter • Clented • Deep Cleated • decleated • Cleft Dick • Cleft elbow
De-Cleated
A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.
B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.
B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.
Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.
Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.
Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.
De-Cleated by The Switz November 3, 2009
Deep Cleated
when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.
Deep Cleated by footpenetration August 24, 2011
Clented
Clented by 3000 swishes June 14, 2018
Cleated
When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls
Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.
Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
Cleated by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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