Clefted 

Somewhere you don't want to be; fucked in a bad way.

Shit man, my girl saw me smozzle now I'm clefted. Good thing she didn't find the rest...you know I got 9 zips!

Word?

Word.

Clefted by Dave Newberg July 1, 2008

cleated 

To get stabbed/slashed/kicked, or in any other way harmed by someone's cleat.

Joe got cleated in soccer and it left an ugly bruise.

cleated by Rachael C. December 1, 2006

De-Cleated 

A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.

Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.

De-Cleated by The Switz November 3, 2009

Clefter 

Dried piece of snot/bogey that has been picked and then flicked or wiped purposely onto a public space where someone would unfortunately put their hands (e.g.) door handle, keyboard.

ewww, there's a Clefter on the door handle !!

Clefter by tubes7 July 13, 2011

Deep Cleated 

when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.

"dude i just deep cleated your mom"

Deep Cleated by footpenetration August 24, 2011

Clented 

When your mom tell you to clean you room and your mad so you say clented instead of clean

I already clented my room

Clented by 3000 swishes June 14, 2018

Cleated 

When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls

Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang

Cleated by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016