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When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!
Crafted by Furtley May 30, 2018
When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.
Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.
Clarted by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Team Crafted 

Team crafted is a popular group consisting of friends who play mostly Minecraft together. The group members (ordered by popularity) include SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome or JeromeASF, TrueMU or MinecraftUniverse, Ssundee, Deadlox or DeadloxMC, HuskyMudkipper or HuskyMUDKIPZ, BlueMonkeyYT or BlueMonkey, WeedLion, and DeceptiBonks (not actually considered a member but she is the artist). Several of the members (SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome, MinecraftUniverse) are currently living together in Los Angeles, CA.
Person #1: Who is your favorite Minecraft YouTuber group?
Person #2: I can't choose between Yogscast or Team Crafted!
Team Crafted by homestuckingHetalian February 28, 2014

team crafted 

team crafted is a couple of people who play minecraft and are very popular.like deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion. bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, bajancanadian, and sky is most popular. they all moved in in 2013 and are now living together
deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion, bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, and bajancanadian. these are all members of team crafted.
team crafted by skyette December 19, 2013
The act of ejaculating on someone's face. A very pleasurable experience some would say!
"My boyfriend clayted me last night"
"Oh was it good"
"Yes, the jizz running down my face was very pleasurable"
Clayted by SexPistol December 16, 2008