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To get stabbed/slashed/kicked, or in any other way harmed by someone's cleat.
Joe got cleated in soccer and it left an ugly bruise.
cleated by Rachael C. December 1, 2006

De-Cleated 

A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.
Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.
De-Cleated by The Switz November 3, 2009

cliented 

When you like someone but are too timid to actually ask them out and instead purchase their business services to obtain a false sense of intimacy.
Mitch cliented himself when he hired Sidney for a massage instead of asking her out.
cliented by ThesaurusIs June 4, 2021

Deep Cleated 

when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.
"dude i just deep cleated your mom"
Deep Cleated by footpenetration August 24, 2011
When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls
Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
Cleated by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016
Shit man, my girl saw me smozzle now I'm clefted. Good thing she didn't find the rest...you know I got 9 zips!

Word?

Word.
Clefted by Dave Newberg July 1, 2008