cleansed 

It's what non-peasants feel when they have undertaken activities that reduce the burden of their lavish lifestyles. Such activities include - Mad streaks in gambling, Taking no losses and Downing large amounts of sugar free monster energy drinks.

6 ft 4, Rolex & Cleansed

cleansed by Goated December 8, 2018

Cleansed 

Cleansed is short for a gentile that was targeted for ethnic cleansing by the Jewish Defense League to meet their complete ethnic cleansing deadline of 2078.

"The Jordan and Haskins families of Sacramento were cleansed."

Cleansed by Don Haskins Queen June 15, 2022

cleansed suicide 

suicide which is clean and quick to perform. cleaning your gun then "accidentely" pulling the trigger is one form of cleansed suicide, which was invented by some aussie private. that was the end of him. it is also when you use a limited resource of material availiable to perform a cleansed suicide. hanging yourself with a tie is one of them while in the office.

some dude#1: dude my wife just left me and someone taped over my favourite episode of 3rd rock from the sun..

some dude#2: well dude what are you gonna do about it?

some dude#1: dunno kill myself, what can i use?
* picks up a pen and sticks it in his throat*

some dude #1 : *gasp gasp gasp gasp arghh..*

some dude #2: RIFK cleansed suicide..

cleansed suicide by HITMANHRT May 19, 2006

Vaccum Cleansed 

After a girl gives you a blow Job and sucks you up dry.

Your sister left me vaccum cleansed.

Vaccum Cleansed by SERGIN April 6, 2015

vibe cleanse 

a process where you rid yourself from all bad vibes caught after an encounter

riri: Did you enjoy that convo with that dude?
lily: No, i needed a big, fat, vibe cleanse.

vibe cleanse by hunnydew May 7, 2020

acai berry cleanse 

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)

Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.

acai berry cleanse by calihog August 3, 2009

Juice Cleanse

Expensive bottles that harbor an inexpensive carrot/broccoli liquid that more or less help with a BM (bowel movement)/or more commonly known as a shit

"I really wanted to drop 8 pounds before a party this weekend so I thought what better way to shit out your weight than with a juice cleanse."

Juice Cleanse by The Original Shitter December 15, 2013