clayed

One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.

Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.

by DRC Training September 21, 2014

Clayed

A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.

"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."

by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017

clayed-up

To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.

I got super clayed-up last night and fought my dad.

by Boobuhkarr Washington July 15, 2010

Cassius Clayed

To deliver a beat down (physically or verbally) to another (sorry) person in a way that makes the defeated party unable to walk with their chin up and chest out. Basically an ownage/pwn

Definition derived from the beat down that Cassius Clay (formerly known as Muhammad Ali) gave the now infamous Sonny Liston.

James: Dude don't make me come over an Cassius Clay you man!

John: Why don't you try it?

<James goes over to John and gives him a whooping>

Sean: John you just got Cassius Clayed fool!!

by Lynxx May 12, 2009

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 1, 2018

Clayer

One with large well shaped breasts who is not afraid to show them off

"the knockers on her! and she's a total clayer!'

by MalteaserLove August 18, 2009

Bear-clawed

The act of pushing through a difficult task with a forced burst of frenzied energy. An old southern U.S. hillbilly term that spread into certain urban areas with the influx of dying farm communities.

"I don't know what's going on. They got themselves bear-clawed"

"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."

by Merkin Wrangler January 9, 2019