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a term used for drug abuse
"mann that guy is on a clayez"
clayez by natalie__0 May 24, 2008
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The word "clayez" is used to refer to someone that has a drug problem. Used heavily with teens.
"i've heard Marks a Clayez, is it true?"
"yeah man, he is screwed"
Clayez by Katie_loves_phil May 25, 2008
a "clayez" is someone who has a drug problem.
It is local slang and used mostly in Essex.
"don't be a Clayez dude, get some help"
Clayez by Johnny:D:D May 25, 2008
A local term referring to drug abuse
"did you hear? John is on a clayez"
Clayez by Mark_1234 May 24, 2008
One with large well shaped breasts who is not afraid to show them off
"the knockers on her! and she's a total clayer!'
Clayer by MalteaserLove August 18, 2009

Clayzer23 

Gets puss and is a decent teacher. Alright coach but lives with his parents and still fucks bitches and gets money has a dope dog that might have diabetes but who cares. He especially hates cheaters (Putnam).
He’s a total clayzer23
Clayzer23 by Historybuffmay17 November 4, 2019
One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.
Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.
clayed by DRC Training September 21, 2014
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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