Clauw

Founded in 2006, by the selective six, with help of Akon’s “I Wanna Fuck U” bumping in the x-lounge; Clauw is a way of life, the establishment of those individuals (the alpha males), holding together the new dynasty of the Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity at Michigan State University

All I Do is workout and get head, the Clauw Lifestyle

Those Clauws are always throwin it down

Clauw x3-plies

by Sugartitz July 19, 2007

Claudia Silva

Someone you want to be with all the time for the rest of your life. The coolest girl on planet earth. A very sensitive and human person. She’s the most gorgeous person you've ever seen.

It also means someone you loved for the last ten years but you can’t have...It was often used as synonym of princess but nowadays is more used as synonym of queen or even purpose of life.

It comes attached with great joy but also with pain. There is however a great level of consensus around the community that the joy of loving Claudia Silva clearly outweighs pain.

Guy 1: woow...Claudia Silva is amazing

Guy 2: I have never met someone like Claudia Silva

Guy 3...: You are so cool Claudia Silva

Guy 99: I want you so much Claudia Silva!

by Guy99WhoWantsC4ever December 9, 2021

on claus

Similarly to "on god" this term is used to emphasis the truth and to express the fact that the individual will not be on the naughty list for lying. The term is most commonly used during the holiday seasons.

the day dipdop drops a wizard in amish its gonna be an austin powers tier piss and thats on claus

by hossman_jago November 6, 2019

Claudine

One of the best people you can meet. At first they think you’re corny af but after a little bit, you become really good friends. Be careful because Claudine’s are hard to come by so when you meet one hold onto them for dear life. Claudine’s have a great sense of fashion and have really nice eyes. Next time you meet a Claudine, think twice about what you say to her.

Did you see claudine?

Yeah she’s literally the greatest.

by namegiver424 November 21, 2019

Claudia

One of the most amazing people around. She is funny and beautiful in a unique way and seems super confident but is also super insecure. When she walks into the room it instantly gets brighter. She has trouble fully trusting everyone but when she says you are friends she means it. She is a super friend and will be there until the end. But if you hurt her... well lets just say, sleep with one eye open

Claudia is the most amazing person you will ever know. If you get the chance, be her friend.

by iKnowAll April 13, 2015

Claudia

Probably the most amazing human being to have ever walked this earth. She is everything you want her to be. She makes you smile, makes you laugh, instantly switch your mood when you feel like shit and she smells like an angel. Her eyes are an entire universe you just wanna get into. Her hair is the synonym of perfection. She makes every little things in life worth doing cuz when you are with her, the whole world stops turning and you can't do nothing more than just enjoy the moment. She has this way of making your life so much better you don't even know if you can live without it anymore. Even this fucking paragraph means nothing compared to what she can make you feel toward her. She trully is the definition of happiness cuz you really know what's up when she is around. She is a goddess walking among humans. She is perfect.

Friend: Yo wanna hang out tonight?
Me: Nah bro I'm with Claudia tonight.
Friend: Damn bro you lucky bastard.

by Charlo141414 June 12, 2018

Shaud Claus

The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas

On Christmas Eve, my wife woke me up and asked if we could have sex. Shaud Claus was good to me this year!

by AaronBludge August 22, 2023