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classterbating

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.
Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008
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Classterbating.

To jack off in class, if you go to a LAP TOP school, and you sit in the back, have a party!
When you shake your dick in class, to a porno on your laptop, its Classterbating.
by TiGGLE BiDDY March 10, 2010
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Classterbating

Masterbating in a school class or other meeting with peers
Dude, Joe was totally Classterbating in science yesterday!
by Hater Hater gettin Taters April 4, 2015
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classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction
Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!
by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008
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classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.
"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".
by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011
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Cussterbating

The act of swearing as you masturbate furiously.
"I heard him cussterbating last night again. I didn't get any sleep for hours."
by Race Pro Kid November 13, 2013
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Classterbation

When one gets the sudden urge to bust a nut midway through class. Normally applicable when there is a sexy female in the area.
Student 1: Hey man, did you see that new girl? she was wearing a skirt and i classterbated after i saw her!
Student 2: Dude.... gross.. Classterbation is disturbing.
by NutBustah April 13, 2011
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