Cussterbating 

The act of swearing as you masturbate furiously.

"I heard him cussterbating last night again. I didn't get any sleep for hours."

Cussterbating by Race Pro Kid November 13, 2013

classterbating 

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.

Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.

classterbating by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008

consterbating 

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.

Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.

consterbating by John's mother April 2, 2007

Classterbating. 

To jack off in class, if you go to a LAP TOP school, and you sit in the back, have a party!

When you shake your dick in class, to a porno on your laptop, its Classterbating.

Classterbating. by TiGGLE BiDDY March 10, 2010

Classterbating 

Masterbating in a school class or other meeting with peers

Dude, Joe was totally Classterbating in science yesterday!

Classterbating by Hater Hater gettin Taters April 4, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022